Anything goes

after brutally slaughtering all the teachers,puppys, and some of the students deadpool makes a chair out of dead bodies and waits for more people

"wow..... didnt know half the student population were monsters."

"You do that kind of healing, remember? I heal using my energy!. ...and how can you know him...." mellina asked brandon.

this is your pet invisible lion named theo and you showed him to me a long time ago. and our blood can heal most wounds. he sensed deadpool killing people and decided to stop running and stop him. Mellina i need you to go to the sound cave ill meet you there after i take care of some business

deadpool looks at the screen and says "im here busting my ass,while you sit on yours watching me jump around!?!?"


*a combat machete come out of the forest area and impales deadpool through the head*

*he then stands up and looks at it*

"ouch, lucky i didnt get impaled by a combat mache--- ahhhhhh fuck..."

"I was talking about him but I don't want to leave you alone." Mellina said, looking at theo.

"I was talking about him but I don't want to leave you alone." Mellina said, looking at theo.

bloody_silver_rose11 wrote:

"I was talking about him but I don't want to leave you alone." Mellina said, looking at theo.

OOC: DOUBLE POST OOOOOO TASTEH!

dont ask its complicated... ill be fine just hide there and wait for me i know how to calm him down. he kissed her before pulling away and confronting deadpool. HEY POOLRED why dont you try something that will fight back like me. he moons dead poll with his tail waving in the air to aggravate him and pushed all his energy into his arms and legs to burnt his aura to increase his energy output after pulling his pants back up.

ooc: silly me huh?

bic:Mellina kept quiet, looking at brandon worried but only nods. She looked at theo, telling him to change into his cat form and picked him up, going to hide while healing him.

OOC: its the forum's fualt it has a program in it that sends the post data as many times as you hit the send button when its not loading.

*he pulls the machete out of his head*

"OOOOOO IS THAT A TAIL!?!?!?"

"i can haz?"

*knowing brandon will say no he teleports behind him and chops at the tail but the tail would not break off*

"OH COMEON!"

"whatever ill grab your tail from your corpse!"

his tail dodged the strikes and brandon shattered the outmost layer of his armor in one punch but broke his hand on the second layer dealing no damage at all. what are you made of?

Mellina kept hidden but healing theo as she held him. She didn't know why but this night was scary for her.

"im made out of cookie dough! what the hell do you think im made out of?"

"poo?"

"ew...."

"Adamntium taken from the weapon X facility is my second armor layer, why?"

"i stole it. then i made it pure."

"as far as i know i am the only one who knows how to do it."

Mellina finshed healing theo that meowed a bit. She was glad he was okay but hearing sounds.

'Um, brandon? the sounds are getting closer....what do we do?' she thought.

i can figure it out with enough time im pretty smart... he divided his attention to send a telepathic message to mellina he had stopped deadpool from killing but needed to distract him longer. just stay in the sound cave Mellina they cant get in. im trying to spare the academy right now. he looked at deadpool i need a favor from someone i loved to read about...

She kept a bit quiet but looked down.

"if your talking about me, i have many admirers so i dont care."

"anyways i---"

he is interrupted because in a flick of a finger someone had cut off his head

"ugh - damn it, i hate when this happens!"

his head slides onto the ground and four students come into view

his headless body still standing starts looking for its head

"im over here moron!"

his body trips over him picks him up and re-attaches him

"there we go."

"which one of you dirty bastards did that?"

Mellina kept sitting where brandon told her to but she was worried to what's going on. Theo kept sitting in her arms while meowing quietly, feeling her hand petting his ears.

brandon steps on his head and presses only enough for him to feel the pressure through his helmet. stop cuasing trouble or i will make sure to vaporize your "beautiful" body and leave you a head on a stick got it?

" if you even try to vaporize my body and head my body gots this detonator right here."

"if i press it a nuke beneath us explodes!"


"HAAHAAAAHHAHA"

OOC:pay attention he put his head back on

OOC: i did he can still vaporize his body and keep the head alive.

BIC: i can move faster than a nuke explosion can go off and ill even save you from it but i wont tolerate any more killin's got it?